God knows what this is anymore
thanks for putting up with me
i hate that some sites sell our personal data to corporations. we should cut the middleman and sell them OURSELVES.
“Hello, Amazon? Hi, I like garlic bread and Spongebob. That’ll be $20.”
(via 90s-shinee-aesthetic)
(Source: bob-belcher, via beyoncescock)
(Source: kirkspocks, via humorstar)
let’s all talk nicer to ourselves in 2019. its not “dumb bitch o’clock” its “cool bitch o’clock.” you’re a star
(via cute-suggestions)
*from computer speakers* vsauce, *from suddenly behind you* michael here
*from inside your head* what if you were defenseless
(via only1600kids)
me at 3am: i must buy a lace bralette and new journal and freshly cut flowers and adopt a cat immediately
(via studylustre)
(Source: bob-belcher, via baracknobama)
The worst part of every December is when Emma Thompson unpacks the Joni-Mitchell-CD.
(via liamdryden)
people at work: wow, you are always in such a good mood, how do you do that?
me, an actually cranky, apathetic, trainwreck human: it’s called manners, susan.
“do not mistake composure for ease”
(via gayisnotasynonymforjalex)
I love it when people tell me about me because I have no idea who I am
(via humorstar)
